Why’d you have to vomit on the bed?
Why’d you have to vomit on the bed?
It’s not that I’m unlucky, it’s because you are a puppy
But why’d you have to vomit on the bed?

Why’d you’d poop all over Elena’s floor?
Why’d you’d poop all over Elena’s floor?
We were her gracious guests then you went and made a mess
Why’d you’d poop all over Elena’s floor?

Why’d you have to pee in Higgins’ bed?
Why’d you have to pee in Higgins’ bed?
I thought he was your buddy—I guess he got unlucky
Why’d you have to pee in Higgins’ bed?

Why’d you have to pee in my bed?
Why’d you have to pee in my bed?
They say it’s to protect me from predators, that’s what I read
But why’d you have to pee in my bed?

They say these puppy blues won’t last forever
But lord, you drive me insane
You know I’d do it all again
I know you’re just a little puppy
But oh, I can’t help but complain
I will watch over you from here ’til the end
You know I’d keep this up forever

You know this all will sound familiar But lord, you drive me insane
You know I’d keep this up forever
Oh boy you’re just the cutest puppy
But oh, I try not to complain
You are my little Franklin here to the end

Why’d you have to be the cutest pug
Why’d you have to be the cutest pug
You are my buddy
You’re the pug I love
Why’d you have to be the cutest pug